noisy.coffee — v0.1.beta4

dispatch #001 — single-origin, freshly roasted

Beans for people
who stay up late.

We roast specialty coffee and stream live coding music. Every bag ships within 48h of roast. Every stream goes until someone closes the laptop.

$ noisy roast --status

✓ drum temp: 210°C and climbing

✓ first crack: detected at 196°C

~ development_time: 11.4% [target: 12%]

$ noisy stream --info

playing: "recursive descent" by @sndwv

listeners: 1,847 · bpm: 92 · key: Am

$ noisy bag --fresh

✓ 3 origins in stock, roasted this week

! anaerobic_natural: low stock (6 bags left)

// now streaming

LIVE — 1,847 listeners

recursive descent

hosted by @sndwv · started 1h 12m ago

22:00heap_overflow — ambient / generative

00:00midnight_malloc — deep focus / drone

02:30garbage_collected — downtempo / closing set

// roast log — yirgacheffe_g1 — batch #047

roast_date2026-05-30

originGedeo Zone, Ethiopia

altitude1,900 – 2,200 masl

processnatural, raised bed dried

flavour[]["blueberry", "jasmine", "peach"]

dev_time11.4%

bags_remaining34 / 50

ships_within48h of roast